Lum from Urusei Yatsura

16 years ago, I put up a site called Girls In Jars on Tripod. It’s still up there, but I’ve long ago forgotten the passwords and so on to get into Tripod to change anything. So it’s sits there with dead links to my old homepages on elknet.net the old ISP I used back in those days, and so I decided to rescue the page and host it here on the Magic World so I can update it and keep it current.

Until I get around to updating it, consider this post a little museum exhibit.

My bemusement with the concept of girls in jars has waned a bit over time. And I’m well aware of several tropes out there that are similar, such as Girl in A Box and People Jars. But this particular fetish, if you can call it that, is similar, but not the same.

Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura

Yes, unbelievable as it may seem to one who is reasonable, there actually ARE pictures of Girls In Jars.

 

Of course, there are LOTS of fetishes out there…..

 

There are whole websites devoted to them. And most of them are for prurient interests. Cut-off Jeans Fetishes. Girls With Droopy Eyes ((Tareme)). And of course, Naughty Tentacles. All understandable I suppose. but as for GIRLS IN JARS, I don’t know WHY. In fact, I don’t think I even WANT to know why.

 

But there you have it. GIRLS IN JARS!!!

 

And of course, because they actually EXIST, I must have every single one.

 

So far, all I have are these two. But I KNOW there are more out there. So, if you encounter any others on your cybernetic wanderings, please let me know. Send them to NekoChan@elknet.net.

Austria from Axis Powers Hetalia

Well, now I have 3 pictures of girls in jars, though technically speaking, Austria is not a girl. I found this one in the process of setting up this little exhibition.

I would like to find more, and not just banal photo-shopped crap, but actual relics from a ancient and better time. A time when the term cybernetic wanderings could be used without a hint of irony whatsoever. A fairly unreasonable bit of wishful thinking I suppose. But if you come across one, bust me a comment here. Please don’t hesitate to tell me what you think about girls in jars.