Sparky FIRED
Bobby from Dallas (also FIRED)
Okay….that matter taken care of. This is old news by now, mind. But better old news than none at all I suppose. Sparky got the axe on January 6th after the Potters trudging defeat by League 2 side Coventry City. So another Chelsea legend gone. Earlier in the year (sort of) on April 17th Sparky’s teammate and Chelsea legend Gianfranco Zola voluntarily marched through the door marked Do One at Birmingham City and in those moments, a small part of an Era of Greatness was over.
Chelsea’s new Italian coach [pretend alternate version] with REAL hair
I was hoping it was West Bromwich Albion and not Stoke City that Sparky Ailsa from Home & Away was fired from (for reasons that I might eventually make clear) but. it’s too early to reveal this link trinket of Knowledge yet….a crazy cuckoo cosmic connection awaits. I hope.
Anyway, the actual Stoke City coach is now Paul Lambert…my old Norwich City fallen hero who coached the Canaries from League 1 to The Premier League in 2 consecutive season before traitorously turning his back the Canaries for the misguided and misbegotten allures of Aston Villa. Served him right. He should have stayed at Carrow Road.
West Brom, who Chelsea play this Monday at the Bridge, are coached by Alan Pardew.
Whatever happened to that Andy Carroll and that Johan Kabob guy….?
Should go perfectly fine, then. Unless Jon Moss draws the short stick on this one. I suppose I could check with the Premier League website and see who lucky lad will be. Bobby Madley? Mike Jones? Roger East? We shall see.
It was Lee Mason, actually….so the reffing was fairly middling. Not that it mattered much since Chelsea went on to win 3-0….so Lee Mason was a non-factor.
But yes…someone got fired and someone else SHOULD have gotten fired as well.
So…..time to fire this bad boy up and see if it works!!
Mr. Alan Pardew? PLEASE explain your squad’s 3-0 defeat to Chelsea.
I’m going to get to this little device as we go forward here. It’s going to come in handy during the upcoming World Cup in Russia….Soviet Russia. But it can a;so be used to fire premiere League managers, and in the case of West Bromwich Albion, their top two executives. So as you can see, someone named Alan Pardew dodged a direct hit. there. Instead the Baggies Chairman John Williams and the CEO Martin Goodman got lit up and bagged.
The device is known as the Marx Tower and was designed by Nicola Tesla. It was, as I understand supposed by a device to attack the Americans etc….shoot their planes, soldiers, tanks down with lightning. I don’t think this is what Tesla had in mind, actually, but I can picture some Soviet Communist general, region Politburo minister approving of this idea and hoping to make this happen.