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Poetic Justice, Inc.

The English Premier League Weekend in poetic form.   Since I’m not well versed (see what I did there, Clive?) in classical Japanese poetry, I can’t and will not even pretend to try anything more clever than  a well known 3 line poetic form based on the concept of 5 syllables, then 7 syllables and…

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Little Worlds of Spite and Hate

What colour Dress are THESE twats wearing??   Against a real football club, such as ArseAnal ((see what I did there, Clive?)) or thier Noisy Neighbors, or my beloved Chelski ((See? I do have a sense of humour after all…)), ManU(re) would not have won this game based upon their run of play. But, alas,…

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NASCAR 2015: The Lesbian Bear Show *growl* *growl*

It’s Speedweeks!! *growl*   On the eve of qualifying for the pole position for the Daytona 500 as the NASCAR 2015 season is about to blot out the sun with the engines’ hallucinogenic roar, I must admit that the start of Speedweeks and the NASCAR 2015 season has crept up on me more suddenly than…

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Jeff Gordon announces his retirement   I was absolutely stunned when I saw the report on ESPN.com that Jeff Gordon had announced his retirement from NASCAR at the end of the 2015 season. When the checkered flag drops at Homestead this coming November, regardless of who wins the Sprint Cup Championship, the racing world will…

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I’m Just Wondering Here, Clive….

Andy Townsend

“I’m just wondering here, Clive….shouldn’t he have just quit blogging already?”   You might have been counting your blessings as the memories (such as they might be) of too many cups of wassail flicker out like the  Christmas lights torn down on the stroke of Twelfth Night. After all, it’s 33% into the first month…

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All-Season, Almighty, and All-Okay!!

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Yay!!! I get to WRITE something!!!  ((But you get to read it…..))   Generally speaking, my year-end posts have taken a mordant tone as the year draws to a close…a tone that I’ve wrestled with in the past to limited degrees of success. I’ve never much cared for the facile notion of looking back on…

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It’s All About SCIENCE!!

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Jim Engeseth   1946-2014   On Saturday, November 22, 2014 at 5:50PM, Jim Engeseth, better known as Squirrel, left this mortal coil at the Agrace Hospice Center in Fitchburg, Wisconsin. He died peacefully, in his sleep, with his friends, Vern Landmark, Julian Petersen, Tasha Petersen, Cindy Curtes, and myself at his side. His passing leaves a…

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With All Their Guns Blazing

Louis van Gaal and Manuel Pelligini share a bit of pre-Manchester Derby banter….   The most important thing that will happen tomorrow, as I write this, or one hundred years ago, as you read this, is the Manchester Derby. Not the Breeders Cup, the US Gran Prix, the Texas 500, nor Washington 23  Minnesota Vike-Queens…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Fall 2014 ELIMINATOR Edition

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! And you know what THAT means!!!   It means exactly what you think it means. But this time, it also means so much more. Meanwhile, for me it means finding some trailer court in the general vicinity of the Talladega Superspeedway which is ideally located across the railroad tracks from a women’s…

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On The Waterfront   Too bad that Lewis and Nico can’t be best pals, play nice, and get along better. Mostly the latter would be a refreshing change of pace. Their animosity towards each other really wouldn’t play all that well in NASCAR where even though teammates are just as much in competition with each…

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Chelsea trains for Sunday’s derby with Arse(a)nal.   (picture related)   Chelsea is ready for whatever sort of fußball Arse(a)nal brings to the Bridge tomorrow (as I write this….or 100 years ago, as you read this (if) ). Ake, Schurrle, Zouma, and Willian are ready to go, and the rest of the lads are all set.…

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Beef, Hops & Cider

Paulton Rovers 1      Hereford United 2   There were better days for Hereford United, but even then, they still had shite to clean up. Now, they’ve fallen to the 7th division of English football, are £1.3 million in debt, and their most recent former manager is forcing them into bankruptcy because he hasn’t been been…

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YOU Pick The Title

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I knew there was a catch…. Everton 21    Chelsea 42 I’ve always thought, as I’ve mentioned before, that these bloogs and online sadness diaries were supposed to be all about me. From the day  time, or blogging, began, whichever came first, I’ve always assumed this to be the case. But recently it’s come to my…

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Nico Rosberg was booed when he took the podium   In case you are wondering, and even if you’re not I’m going to tell you anyway, the Belgian Grand Prix at Spa-Francorchamps is my 2nd favourite F1 race of the season. It’s a beautiful setting, a challenging course, and coming out of the summer it’s…