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Ponies Are Forever!!

Tootenham 1      Chelsea 1   All week long the broadsheets and the airwaves were sparkling with the news of the great breakup of the Jose Mourinho/AVB bromance. Friendship, evidently is not forever. It was very much as if, say,  two of the G1 Big Brother Ponies had a spiteful spat….Steamer and Quarterback for…

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Scrambled Eggs

Chelsea 1      Basel 2   I wondered all through the Champions League opening tilt where in hell Jose Mourinho got his starting lineup and subs bench from. From the look of it, he must have  rounded up a bunch of shit-lookalikes from pubs and such all over London and England, and perhaps Scotland…

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Furious, All-Out!! Full Stop.

NASCAR Lays Down The Law (again)   For those of you who’ve been lost in the spectral abyss of your divergent reality (such as it is) or too caught up in the secular notions of your half-poetic intellect, there was a little bit of argy-bargy at the end of the previous weekend’s Federated Auto Parts…

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For Club and Country

England 4      Moldova 0   I really really wanted another opportunity to bash England and the self-important twats (with the exception of Rickie Lambert, Ross Barkley, John Ruddy and maybe Milner) who play for the England team along with the hallucinogenic nimrods and buffoons ((more on that in a moment)) who run The…

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Half Life

If I Knew Your Were Coming, I’d Have Baked You A Cake   Like most of you, I would assume, I must have missed the meeting where several new, elusive and exceedingly obscure new elements were discovered and announced to the world. Some of these elements have half-lives that measure in tenths of milliseconds. I…